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New Arrivals
Fresh graphics from Drop 001, cut for everyday chaos.
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Bad Influence — Worse Fucking Ideas
The person your friends warn their friends about. Big attitude, deeply questionable judgment.
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Fuck Around — Keep the Receipts
Some nights become memories. Others become evidence. Keep your paperwork organized.
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Love Is Blind — Divorce Is Expensive
Till debt do us part. Two vultures, one broken heart, and plenty of billable hours.
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My Ex — Was a Fucking Warning Label
You saw the red flags. You called them decoration. This is the souvenir.
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Rent Is Due — So Is the Revolution
They raised the rent. You raised an eyebrow—and everything else.
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Live, Laugh — Fuck the Landlord
Premium rent. Discount repairs. A luxury experience, according to the person collecting the check.
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Shitbox — Financial Hostage
You own the truck. The repair bills own you.
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Check Engine — Fuck My Life
The dashboard lit up. Your bank account shut down. Another beautiful day owning a shitbox.
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My Childhood — Paid My Therapist’s Mortgage
A lifetime of material. Somebody’s second home had to come from somewhere.
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Raised Wrong — Still Your Fucking Problem
Bad examples. Excellent survival skills. Some baggage deserves its own shirt.
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Minimum Wage — Maximum Fuck You
A tiny paycheck deserves a very large attitude. For anyone whose patience costs more than their hourly rate.
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Corporate Family — Pay My Fucking Bills
Your boss called you family. Funny how the bills still have your name on them.
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Campaign Promises — Batteries Not Included
Big smile. Empty compartment. Our wind-up politician comes with all the promises and none of the power to deliver.
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Elected, Not Housebroken
All the confidence. None of the training. A campaign-ready pig with absolutely no business near the furniture.