Wear your bad attitude
Good graphics. Questionable messages.
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The person your friends warn their friends about. Big attitude, deeply questionable judgment.
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Some nights become memories. Others become evidence. Keep your paperwork organized.
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Till debt do us part. Two vultures, one broken heart, and plenty of billable hours.
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You saw the red flags. You called them decoration. This is the souvenir.
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They raised the rent. You raised an eyebrow—and everything else.
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Premium rent. Discount repairs. A luxury experience, according to the person collecting the check.
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You own the truck. The repair bills own you.
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The dashboard lit up. Your bank account shut down. Another beautiful day owning a shitbox.
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A lifetime of material. Somebody’s second home had to come from somewhere.
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Bad examples. Excellent survival skills. Some baggage deserves its own shirt.
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A tiny paycheck deserves a very large attitude. For anyone whose patience costs more than their hourly rate.
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Your boss called you family. Funny how the bills still have your name on them.
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Big smile. Empty compartment. Our wind-up politician comes with all the promises and none of the power to deliver.
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All the confidence. None of the training. A campaign-ready pig with absolutely no business near the furniture.
Coming soonDark Humor
Even the Grim Reaper needs a lawn chair. For the chronically exhausted and occasionally troublesome.
Artwork and visual mockup for the next release. Shirt options and final price will appear when this design is ready to order.