ShittyTees
TERRIBLE IDEAS. EXCELLENT SHIRTS.
Graphic tees for questionable people with excellent taste.
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Be Quiet, I’m Doing Absolutely Nothing
New from Printful. Review copy before publishing.
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NewProfessionally Unsupervised
Clocked in. Supervised? Not exactly.
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NewBad Decisions Department
Open enrollment, no interview required.
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Clocked Out Mentally
Present in body, unavailable in spirit.
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NewNot My Circus
Still somehow handling the monkeys.
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NewQuestionable Since Birth
Consistency is a personality trait.
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Low Standards Club
Membership accepted at first glance.
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Certified Bad Influence
Issued with zero expiration date.
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Running on Caffeine & Regret
A balanced routine, technically.
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NewHR's Favorite Employee
Filed under complicated personalities.
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Today's Bad Idea
Scheduled daily. Never postponed.
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Overqualified Underpaid
A classic modern arrangement.
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NewProbably Fine
A statement and a coping strategy.
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Do Not Encourage Me
Feedback noted. Ignored respectfully.
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NewUnsupervised Again
Recurring event. Never accidental.
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Problem Solver (Usually the Problem)
Multifunctional, for better or worse.
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Socially Optional
Available in very limited conversation.
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NewNo Good Decisions After Midnight
Field-tested repeatedly.
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NewTattoo Therapy
Cheaper than a breakthrough, usually.
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Weekend Survival Kit
Two days, same bad decisions.
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Everything Is Fine
Official statement under mild pressure.