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Campaign Promises — Batteries Not Included
Big smile. Empty compartment. Our wind-up politician comes with all the promises and none of the power to deliver.
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Big smile. Empty compartment. Our wind-up politician comes with all the promises and none of the power to deliver. Printed on a Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex tee. Delivery, production taxes and handling are quoted for your address before payment.
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Big smile. Empty compartment. Our wind-up politician comes with all the promises and none of the power to deliver. Printed on a Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex tee. Delivery, production taxes and handling are quoted for your address before payment.
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